IMPORTANT MEMO FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY *REDACTED*

Memo to the American *redacted*,

We have new security *redacted* protocols to adhere to. Understandably, *redacted* was very important to the *redacted*. President Obama has new ideas for the *redacted* and the *redacted*. While most individuals believe that they *redacted*, the simple truth involved *redacted*  and Hillary Clinton. The tomfoolery that is exhibited by *redacted* and *redacted* cannot be reproduced in a hostile environment.

*Paragraph redacted*

Concern about Constitutional matters in league with *redacted* is easily dismissed, as they do not have the *redacted* or the proper security clearance. If the domestic terrorist conspiracy theorists continue their *redacted*, something will have to be done, especially in areas of public safety drones and *redacted*. Congress is especially concerned about *redacted*. Sovereign citizens, so to speak, are at the forefront of our fight using *redacted*.

As soon as President Obama sees the memorandum about *redacted*, he will issue a new “executive order ™” concerning the *redacted*. We are also very concerned about Anonymous and his *redacted* tools and the very real possibility of harm against the American public using *redacted*. We need the American public to understand the threat of *redacted* and to report suspicious behaviors by the *redacted*. A new *redacted* list will be constructed to deal with domestic *redacted*. Social media is the best way to combat *redacted* and *redacted*.  Rahm Emanuel has very good ideas about *redacted*.

Thank you for your attention regarding the *redacted* issue.

*Redacted* bless America,

DHS

 

/end satire

One thought on “IMPORTANT MEMO FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY *REDACTED*

  1. Cest Moi says:

    I hope all is well with you and yours Heidi. *hug*

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