What I have learned on the morning of September 23rd

Get yer popcorn ready.

President Obama, speaking at the UN, calls for an agreement that leads to a new member, a sovereign Palestine.

Obama wants to “blur” borders.

US House puts oceans, coasts under UN: Senate vote will seal the deal http://tinyurl.com/22k75n3

NJ 5th-grader suspended from school after he found lighter; administators consider it a weapon. http://ow.ly/1982mq

U.S. Coast Guard responding to reports of unknown substance off North Carolina coast http://tinyurl.com/25n5x2p

Well-known fisherman threatened with arrest — “Communism? You’re in it as far as I know.” http://bit.ly/c6NEqX

Giant swarms of locusts http://tinyurl.com/2azaa2a

Former Air Force captain to expose UFO threat http://tinyurl.com/24ocdrc

Giant fireball seen in Texas, NM http://www.santafenewmexican.com/Local%20News/Fireball-seen-over-Santa-Fe-likely-a-meteor-

Nope, nothing at all to see here. Carry on.