Malls bring out the worst in me.

I am hereby resigned to the fact that nobody can tolerate me, and I cannot seem to tolerate others.

People are so inane and I am far too deep.

I wonder where home is? Not this planet, I presume.

I despise the mall. I had to go there today. I promise the world I will avoid this like the plague in the future.

I guess I have a social problem, eh?

7 thoughts on “Malls bring out the worst in me.

  1. View Voyer says:

    So,I guess I can call you the “Mall Moll.”
    Did you go with your hubby?

    It is just that you have too real a view of
    reality.You see people going around
    involved with trivial things,while the world
    is about to fall apart all around them.

    Do not worry,when America absorbs Canada,
    they will wake up,alas too late.

  2. anarchore says:

    When that earth-like planet the scientists discovered was on the news, I announced to all that could hear, that I would like to go there.

    Bowie’s in space
    Bowie’s in space
    What you doing out there, man?
    That’s pretty freaky, Bowie
    Isn’t it cold out in space, Bowie?
    Do you want to borrow my jumper, Bowie?
    Does the space cold make your nipples go pointy, Bowie?
    Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae to transmit data back to
    Earth?
    Bet you do, you freaky old bastard you
    Hey Bowie, do you have one really funky sequined space suit?
    Or do you have several ch-changes?
    Do you smoke grass out in space, Bowie?
    Or do they smoke Astroturf?
    Ooh!
    Receiving transmission from David Bowie’s nipple antennae
    Do you read me, Lieutenant Bowie?
    This is Bowie to Bowie
    Do you hear me out there, man?
    This is Bowie back to Bowie
    I read you loud and clear, man
    Ooh yeah, man!
    Your signal’s weak on my radar screen
    How far out are you, man?
    I’m pretty far out
    That’s pretty far out, man
    Ooh- ah- ooh!
    I’m orbiting Pluto
    Ooh- ah- ooh!
    Drawn in by its groovitational
    (Groovitational pull)
    I’m jamming out with the Mick Jagger-nauts
    Ooh, and they think it’s pretty cool
    Are you okay, Bowie?
    What was that sound?
    I don’t know, man
    Ooh, it’s the craziest scene
    Yeah, I’m picking it up on my LSD screen
    Can you see the stratosphere ringing?
    To the choir of Afronauts singing
    Bowie’s in space
    Bowie’s in space
    Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie
    Bowie’s in space
    Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie
    Eena-ma-ma-meena-mina-mowie
    Phasers on funky
    Eena-ma-ma-meena-mina-mowie
    Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-Bowie’s in Space

  3. view voyer says:

    Interesting video there anarchore,but they seem like lesser
    lights to Bowie.
    I still remember his movie “The Man Who Fell To Earth.”

  4. view voyer says:

    Interesting video there anarchore.
    I found his movie The Man Who Fell To Earth
    interesting.

  5. ziofascism says:

    Interesting video there anarchore,but they seem like lesser lights to Bowie.

    No kidding, but funny as hell and I think of it as a loving tribute, with all the references to his songs, both lyrical and musical that they threw in.

    My Favorites:
    STARMAN
    from Top of the Pops, superior version to the album IMO

    LIFE ON MARS
    quite a video even by today’s standards

    here’s an incredible live version from 2003, with the crowd singing along

    FIVE YEARS

    TMWFTE is awesome! It was the first thing I downloaded when I got hi-speed internet.

  6. anarchore says:

    The comment above is mine, I was logged in as a different user.

  7. view voyer says:

    This is the song I remember him for:

    Ground Control To Major Tom

    A few years ago on the Internet,I came across a belief that the original
    human was both male and female.

    I think I found the source after watching these Youtube videos:
    http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?noframes;read=139753
    http://pop.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=053F834C38BCA7EA

    I found them very interesting,especially those at the end.

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