There were a bunch of gods, I was one of them. They were behaving badly, like humans. We were looking for places to hide.
I was walking up a hill, looking for Barb. She was mad at me, and sharing a place with Sharon. There was a grouping of stars far away, they got closer and turned into a round, large UFO. It was coming after us. We had to run and hide behind buildings.
I was in a mall, it was falling apart. There were pieces everywhere. I was with a Klingon, who was nervous about something. We were walking through the mall, I said it reminded me of something, but he kept disagreeing with me.
I was in Alaska. I was working at a library.
I was in a strange country, on a boat. People were not speaking English. They asked me if I would be okay in a foreign country, I told them I lived in Quebec. I fell of the side of the boat, into the water. I managed to swim to the other side without difficulty.
I was in Colorado Springs. Something bad was going on. I was in a room with a bunch of packages.
I was in a strange house, with a man. He was not allowing me to leave the house, using some kind of supernatural force. There was something outside hovering, a ship of some kind. There was a light on the ship that meant we were being recorded. There was something evil on the deck preventing my departure.
I was waiting for a bus. I was looking at a map, but something wasn’t right. It was the Great Lakes, but Superior looked too big. I was trying to figure out how to connect a bluetooth cell phone.
I was in Chicago. I was trying to find a way from Wrigley to Comiskey, but I couldn’t find a good way. I needed change for the subway. I was in an algebra class, there was a guy hurting people and throwing them in a swimming pool. The snow that was falling was strange.
I was in a Hy-Vee. It closed down and we were all trapped inside. It got dark. My mom was putting together photo frames. There was blood all over. People had to come and go at night.
Nobody could leave their houses. There was some kind of intense heat that caused people to be stuck inside. The sun was not normal.
I was visiting Christa and she was running a pizza place. The cities were deserted. She had two swimming pools but one of them was not functioning. The kids were playing in one. We were visiting a motel and Jesse was working there. There was something wrong with the Mississippi River and the moon.
I was babysitting for a young boy. He stole some wine and was going nuts. I tried to tell his mom, but she did not care. There was a man with a large 31 year old exotic bird and 2 cats and a dog. I told him he was a cool guy and he said whatever. I had to go to a strange house. The house was large and had three levels, I was told it was the place to go in case of catastrophe. I went in and saw ads for a basketball team. They were trying to push a newspaper subscription on me. I went outside and there was another building that had a bar in it. I had to go down steps on a hill to get away. The steps were not in good condition and had black stuff all over them. The sky was totally empty and silent.
Everyone was excited because Jesus was coming. I was not. I was in the BP dome. It wasn’t working.
I was looking at a map. It was walking part of the way with two wolves. I had to get to a part of the map covered by snow, and had to use a horse to get there.
I was in a bank. People were going to kill someone at the bank. My childhood Bible was in my hands, and the words kept changing and mentioned the BP oil spill.
I was looking in the distance. There was a huge volcano erupting. There was smoke and ash all over the place. We were all trying to escape it. I was trying to get to my grandparent’s basement, but there was something wrong with the stairs.
I was watching the BP live cam feeds and the oil flow stopped.
I was looking at a map. It had the Yukon and the north on it. I was trying to remember a phone number.
I was at Southpark mall, but it was knocked down and the stores were outside. The numbers on the door kept changing. A crazy man was walking around shooting people with darts. He shot the Catholic woman next to me. The Walgreens had two floors, some kind of turtle doctor gave me a prescription.
I was in Alaska. There was something wrong with the landscape. There was an older man that put me in a room without windows. There was a huge oil spill and nobody could do anything about it.
I had a boat, but was having trouble with it. It was large. I anchored it in shallow waters.
I was back at EMCS and Pastor Patrick was telling me I was reading too many books to be productive.
There were problems with the Statue of Liberty. There were cheap Chinese goods all over the place, it was causing problems. People had to evacuate.
I was in a weird place. The sun was shining all the time.
I was in a mall. There were hundreds of Hispanic people there. There were huge televisions all over the place, telling people what to do and they obeyed.
James Cameron was buying a historical mansion. Christa and I were on John Deere Road, looked up and saw a UFO.
I was in an empty, desolate place. Somebody told me this should not be allowed to happen.
I was in Russia. There was some sort of very important coin that I found in very shallow water. People were coming after me to get the coin.
I was in a hospital, waiting to see a doctor. I went in to see him, he was a third world doctor. There were Siamese twins in the room. The doctor took a pin to my left eye and it made spirals in my vision. I was angry because it had nothing to do with what I was there for. He got mad and sent me to the waiting room.
I was with Kevin. He had a gun to my head and said we needed to die together. I wanted to.
I was at a party. A guy made me angry so I murdered him. I hid all the evidence and nobody noticed. They could not find his body, but they reported him as missing. A girl was asking me questions, she suspected me. The police came to find the body, couldn’t find it. They found evidence that implicated me, though. Stuff in a bag: a pack of marlboros, a phone jack. There was Celtic stuff buried in the back yard.